There can only be one diva in the room

Usually I wouldn’t desecrate this blog with gratuitous paparazzi images of pop culture icons, but this image demanded some rule breaking. I would like to point out the fact that Kanye’s jewelry is bigger and shinier than Kim K’s statement necklace. Every morning for the next few [insert short time period] while they date she will get dressed and go out on dates with a gentleman that wears jewelry twice as big and twice as shiny as hers. Based on what we know about Kim K and her love for attention this will evolve into a giant emotional ordeal for her that she will eventually maneuver into a two-part E! special sanctioned by Ryan Seacrest. And based on what we know about Kanye and his love for attention this ordeal will be told through some dark, twisted, critically-acclaimed CD that features a half-naked Victoria Secret model dressed as an exotic, Armenian bird.  [via]

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One response to “There can only be one diva in the room

  1. hilarious! although, i hope this relationship lasts forever.

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